Study Results

It turns out I'm less nerdy than my coworkers! Unfortunatley, statisticians can make the numbers say anything they want.

Thank goodness for family vacations

Well the masses have finally started their annual holiday vacations and I can get to and from work without any backups, hand gestures or road rage induced gun fights. Thanks everyone I really appreciate it. Don't bother coming back to work on the 27th or Jan 2nd, I won't miss you.

Also, as a preemptive measure, I'd like to request that all you couch potatoes stay there after New Year's. Don't come to my gym and sweat it all up with your dreamy resolutions about becoming an Adonis or hot bikini babe. You'll be much more comfortable at home drinking beer and eating nachos and meat lover's pizza just like you've been doing for the last 11.5 months.